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The Best Of The Worst Country-western Song Titles

1 – Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

2 – Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

3 – Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

4 – Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

5 – How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

6 – How Can You Believe Me When I Say you are loved by me when You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

7 – I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

8 – I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

9 – I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

10 – I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

11 – I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

12 – I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

13 – I Wanna Whip Your Cow

14 – I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!

15 – I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

16 – I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than a lobotomy that is frontal

17 – I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

18 – I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

19 – I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

20 – I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line

21 – then Number Two On You if i Can’t Be Number One In Your Life

22 – If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low

23 – If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

24 – me alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will if you don’t Leave

25 – me, Can I Come Too if you leave?

26 – Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

27 – My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

28 – My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus

29 – My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

30 – My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

31 – Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

32 – Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill

33 – She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

34 – She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

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